Minor offenses. Major paperwork.
Your grievances.
Now official.
Some people deserve a medal. Others deserve a citation. Issue beautifully bureaucratic certificates, notices, and awards for humanity’s most irritating achievements.
Digital downloads from $4.99. Authority entirely fictional.
Our official undertaking
Carefully designed. Thoroughly unserious.
Print it. Gift it. Make your point.
Novelty documents. No legal authority.
01 / The Certificate Bureau
There’s a form
for that person.
For the coworker who replies to everyone. The friend with unsolicited expertise. The person who turns a small problem into a committee meeting.
Standing administrative finding
“I know exactly who deserves this.”
No supporting evidence required. You’ve suffered enough.
Outstanding Incompetence
A certificate recognizing extraordinary dedication to getting absolutely nothing right.
Excessive Use of Reply All
A citation issued under the fictional Workplace Sanity Preservation Act.
Unsolicited Advice
Official notice for opinions submitted without invitation, relevance, or mercy.
Advanced Bullshit Detection
An award for the rare professional who can identify nonsense before the meeting ends.
02 / Administrative fees
Small fee. Lasting satisfaction.
Choose your level of bureaucratic commitment. Available options are listed with each product.
Prefer a physical paper trail? Printed certificates from $19.99; premium framed certificates from $29.99. Browse the catalog for availability.
03 / Your next administrative action
Don’t let it go.
Put it on record.
You already have someone in mind. We have the paperwork.