About Petty Bureau

Petty Bureau exists because some offenses are too small for a courtroom and too irritating to leave undocumented.

Our fictional bureau treats everyday absurdity with excessive administrative seriousness. We design certificates, citations, awards, and notices for unsolicited advice, workplace nonsense, and exceptional achievements in being the problem.

Choose a digital document, explore personalized options, or assemble a themed paper trail. Every product is a satirical novelty item—not an actual government document, legal notice, or credential.

Our jurisdiction is imaginary. Your frustration is not.